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Discussion in 'Sidewalk Cafe' started by pokernut, Nov 15, 2006.

  1. pokernut

    pokernut New Member

    Bill found himself in dire trouble. His business had gone bust and he's in serious financial straits. He's so desperate that he decided to ask God for help.

    Bill began to pray...

    "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lottery." That night Bill dreamed he had won the lottery.

    Lottery night came, and someone else won it.

    The next day Bill prayed...

    "God, please let me win the lottery! I've lost my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

    Lottery night came and he still had no luck.

    Once again, Bill prayed...

    "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. Please just let me win the lottery this one time so I can get my life back in order."

    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens opened and Bill is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

    "Bill, work with Me on this...You have to buy a ticket."
     

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