A little old man walks up to a Memphis bank teller and says.."I wanna open a G** D**** Savings account! The teller is shocked. "Sir, you cannot use that language here. Restrain yourself or I will contact management". The old man says again, "Listen, Just open me a G** D*** account for my money!!!" The teller is crushed, and runs off to find her manager. She tells the manager her story, and he confronts the old man. "Sir, we absolutley cannot have that type of vulgarity in our banking family. Why are you so hostile?" "Well," says the old man.."I just won $1.65 million in Tunica, and want to open a Savings Account!" The manager says, " I understand perfectly sir, and is this B**ch giving you a hard time?"
