New Supermarket

Discussion in 'Sidewalk Cafe' started by pokernut, Oct 28, 2006.

  1. pokernut

    pokernut New Member

    New Supermarket
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    The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of
    fresh rain.

    When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
    cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of
    bacon and eggs frying.

    The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered
    corn.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
     
  2. toolman1

    toolman1 Active Member

    Too long

    Pokernut,

    You've been hangin' with your poker buddies tooooooo long. :eek:
     
  3. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    Gotta watch out for the feminine hygiene isle too! :eek:
     

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