R., M., N., don't ya'all ever rest or work?

Discussion in 'Sidewalk Cafe' started by toolman1, Oct 24, 2006.

  1. toolman1

    toolman1 Active Member

    Ok here is the situation. I wake up at 4:00am due to my insomnia. I log onto this site about 4:45am to kill some time. Reachy, Monkeysystem, and noman are all there and harassing the s*** out of me. OK, I go back to sleep and wake up about 9:00am. Not too bad.

    I shower, shave, and s****, have some breakfast and it's off to the local casino. Did good - uh make that very good -, didn't get frustrated from any on-line freeroll problems, had some free food and came back home. I log onto this site about 6:00pm and find that Reachy, Monkeysystem, and noman have been busy filling Ken's server all day long. Now my question:

    Don't you guy's ever rest or work?

    Ya, I expect to get more harassment now that I'm home but don't count on me getting up at 4:00am to read it!!! :) :cool:

    Note that BOSTON LEGAL (that's a TV program, Reachy) is on at 10:00pm Eastern so I will not be here at that time.

    If you guys do decide to rest or work, don't send Flat Eric in your place. I'll flatten him like a pancake. If you thought he was flat before well ... :yikes:
     
  2. Reachy

    Reachy New Member

    night night

    hope the bed bugs don't bite. I'm off to bed now but before I do...

    When I'm awake you're all asleep, save for some drop-outs, counter culture revolutionaries, speed freaks and various marginal members of society. We wax, share experiences, talk crap (mostly me that is). Occasionally I have a flash of inspiration but it doesn't last long because the gods soon remind me that I am but a mere mortal.

    The when I'm ready for slumber you guys are all up and want to hear my pearls. I can't win.

    While we are shouting:

    WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO SIGN UP FOR SOME ONLINE TBJ?

    Good night all, my hot chocolate is cool enough now.

    ZZZzzzzz.....ZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZzzz.......ZZZZZZZ....*PAAAAARRRRRP!*.....ZZZZzzzzZZZZ.... wasssat? ....ZZZzzzz......Oh Salma!.....ZZzzzZZZZZzzzzzz.......ZZZzzzzZZZZZzzz....that's nice.........ZZzzz............ZZZ.....
     
  3. toolman1

    toolman1 Active Member

    noman first

    As soon as noman wins (but not sure). Then I know it's beatable! :D
     
  4. Monkeysystem

    Monkeysystem Top Member Staff Member

    Hey, I work for the government. 'Nuff said.

    That's weird on a number of levels.... :confused:
     
  5. toolman1

    toolman1 Active Member

    I forgot

    Good one Monkeysystem. I forgot - mad cow disease you know. :D
     
  6. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    Isn't THAT an oxymoron?
     
  7. Reachy

    Reachy New Member

    I didn't do anything!

    There is something vaguely ominous about that statement. It's the sort of thing and man in a suit with shades says when you open the door to a knock early in the morning and you're never to be seen again!!!

    Cheers

    Reachy
     
  8. thrasht

    thrasht New Member

    More for Monkey

    Hey, I work for the government and I'm here to help. Just thought I would finish off your sentence Monkey. I too wear the heavy boot of government.
     
  9. Monkeysystem

    Monkeysystem Top Member Staff Member

    That's a huge assumption. That would assume we got your address right and knew how to find it....... :laugh:
     
  10. fgk42

    fgk42 New Member

    Yeah we KNOW about you government men in black :eek:
     

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  11. thrasht

    thrasht New Member

    Correction

    Hey, I'm employed by the government and I'm here to help. I was sent a private message correcting me, letting me know that I definately don't work for the government. That would make people think I actually work. Imagine that.
     
  12. happybunnytrix

    happybunnytrix New Member

    Do you use that boot to squash bugs?;)
     
  13. thrasht

    thrasht New Member

    I sure do

    Hey Honeybunny, oops, I mean Happybunny. Yep, I use the heavy boot of government to exterminate and eradicate those exotic invasive species. My business is to kill bugs and business is good.
     

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