An oldie but goodie which some of you may have seen before (although I think some of the words are distinctly "English" slang, "slapper" anybody?). The female repost is new to me though. >Dear Technical Support - >24 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, >which I had used for years without any trouble. > >However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and >the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound >turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with >several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and >Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. > >I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left >a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several >weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at >the same time, >only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they >caused >severe damage to my hardware. > >I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this >product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 >tends to use up all my >available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and >Cleanhouse2004. >Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very >unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically >stored in >Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months >later >when I had forgotten about them. >Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and >can, >without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products >have no >Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. > >Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, >requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express >which needs to be >reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my >Saab 93 >Convertible hard drive, it often crashes. > >Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which >can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress >2003, but there could >be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife >1.0 >detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before >uninstalling >itself. > >Help requested please? > > _____ > > Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" and try >to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. >If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then >automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and >Flowers 3.5. > >But remember, overuse of the above application can >cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, >Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. > >Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the >Snoring Loudly Beta. > > >Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it >runs a virus in the background that will eventually >seize control of all your system resources). Also, do >not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. >These are unsupported applications and will crash >Husband 1.0. > >In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it >does have limited memory and cannot learn new >applications quickly. You > >might consider buying additional software to improve >memory and performance We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot >Lingerie 7.7. > >Good Luck, > >Tech Support
