press 1 to peak to our sales dept press 2 to speak to a new machine press 3 to speak to the janitor press 4 to speak to the drug store press 5 to speak to yourself press 6 if your unable to hear this message press 7 if you want to speak in arbic press 8 if you want fries with that burger press 9 if you want more porn on your web site press 10 if you want service ....oops no ten on your phone well tuff luck try again next week and have a nice day press 0 if you want to be put on hold to speak to a real person...wait we have to hire one first
