A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand-dune.. 'One Texas soldier is better than ten Taliban.' The Taliban commander quickly sends 10 of his best soldiers over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.. The voice then calls out, 'One Texan is better than a hundred Taliban soldiers.' Furious, the Taliban commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gunfight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Texan voice calls out, 'One Texan is better than one thousand Taliban'. The enraged Taliban Commander musters a thousand fighters and sends them over the dune. Cannon, rocket and machine gun fire rings out as a huge battle is fought. Then silence. Finally one wounded Taliban fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, 'Don't send any more men, its a trap. .... There's two of them.'
