That's exactly how I'd behave if I were a Sith Lord! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb2fjky98T0 Cheers Reachy
Use the farce! That reminds me; the season is approaching when I can once again bore people with one of my favourite jokes - [VADER]<wheeze> Luuuke, I know what you're getting for Christmas...[/VADER] (Punch line withheld, just in case there is anyone left in the world who hasn't heard it.)
Excellent For the full effect, it really needs to be told verbally and at great, dramatic length. But I will attempt to transcribe it for you ... [The scene: Lord Vader and Luke Skywalker are fighting a duel.] Vader: <wheeze> Luuuke, I know what you're getting for Christmas... Luke: Huh? [Pad out with light-sabre noises until you feel you are losing your audience.] Vader: <wheeze> Luuuuuuke, I know what you're getting for Christmas... (<wheeze>) Luke: Huh?? Vader: I have felt your presents.
Ban him! Ken I demand that London Colin be banned from this forum until he apologises for that "joke"! :joker: Cheers Reachy Ps. While you're at it look at this link on a similar Star Wars theme. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfLOtIhjVFc&mode=related&search=
"Never apologise. Never explain." Maybe not the best maxim to live your life by, but spot-on when it comes to joke telling. And how about this for a Star Wars link http://www.asciimation.co.nz Never have the words "too much spare time" seemed more appropriate!
