I have an observation

Now MY 2 Cents

 

You got it right fgk42!!!!!

You hit it just right - just as we have welfare for those who can't work - and Medicaid for those who are too poor to afford their own health insurance - we need PloppyAid for destitute BJ tournament players - like Barney - all tournament winnings are taxed not only for income taxes but also for PloppyAid taxes - and all of us lesser and poorer players can get our tournament entries subsidized through PloppyAid -

so you no longer need to be wealthy or a good player or on some casino's special invite list because you make for good TV - you just need to qualify for PloppyAid -

 

Unbelievable

Damn, you are putting noman to shame. He's the one that usually comes up with things like this. I laughed, and laughed, and laughed some more. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: My problem is now I will not be able to get any constructive work done the rest of the day, but it's worth it!

PS: This one definitely goes in my "toolbox" for future reference when I'm feeling down.

 

toolman

with the DEMons in charge of Congress - we can no longer have the politically incorrect elitism of only good players being able to play in the elite tourneys - how unfair!!!!!! - with PloppyAid and AAfP (Afirmative Action for Ploppies) all tournaments will now be required to set aside a quota of seats at the final table for Ploppies!!!! - entry fees paid for by PloppyAid!!!! - no longer will the 'big dogs' of tournament blackjack be allowed to grind us ploppies down under the bootheels of bj fascism!!!! - we will have our day in the sun and our seat at the final table!!!!!!

 

More More More

RIGHT ON, RKuczek, RIGHT ON

I want more. This is like sex - you hope it never stops! :band2:

 

PloppyAid and Affirmative Action for Ploppies are not the end!!!

if you all are excited by PloppyAid and AAfP - there is still better to come! -

PloppyAid and AAfP are definitely on their way - having been thoroughly tested in a secret pilot program for several years (you didn't think Ploppywood Dave had WON his way into all those TV mini-tournament appearances did you?) :laugh: - but now we have even better coming along!!!

With the DEMons in charge of Washington - I have heard that Ploppyism will soon be declared a recognized medical syndrome - and be covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act!! - this is great news for all of us Ploppies - as it means that casinos will now need to make accomodation for our disability to play good blackjack -

The new - federally mandated under the ADA - rules will assure that all SKILL ELEMENTS are removed from blackjack tournaments - so that our soon to be recognized diasability of PLOPPYISM will not handicap us from winning the tourney - so all tournaments will have to offer 5-1 blackjacks - with 10-1 for suited blackjacks - and 20-1 for 4 card Charlies! - not to mention that randomly selected cards will be removed from the 24-deck shoe before every round - to foil those card-counters! :flame: - and best of all - all tounaments will be forced to offer Reverse Knock Out hands - where the HIGHEST chip count will be eliminated!! - and the Ultimate Ploppy tool - the FEMA Power Chip - where, unlike the BK Power Chip - where you can trade your bad card for a hopefully good card - the FEMA Powerr Chip lets you force an opponent to throw away his good card and hopefully draw a bad card to replace it

Yes my fellow Ploppies - soon the good DEMons in charge of Congress will right the wrongs of fascist elitist blackjack and assure that all Ploppies have an equal chance of winning every tournament

 

Chinese way

You really should practice tantric sex T-Man! That way you can go for hours without, erm, reaching a peak shall we say.



Cheers

Reachy